Ep. 270 2020: The Year of the Toilet Snake

THIS WAS PRE-RECORDED IN 2020 SO WE TALK ABOUT THAT A LOT, NO NEED TO POINT IT OUT OR ANYTHING, WE ALREADY KNOW. WE ARE ALL JUST DOING OUR BEST OUT HERE, OKAY?  If there's anything we've learned about this past year, it's that 2020 is a toilet snake, just waiting to bite you in the vagina (or penis). Thus, we present you with a very special all-toilet snake episode. Enjoyyyy it! 

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Ep. 269 Illuminaughty

Oh hey, it's Election Day in America! So we decided to sit down and ramble a bit on all manner of topics- QAnon is the sexy new Satanic Panic, eating the rich, conspiracy theorists and their love of all things racist and anti-semitic, old lady crevices, and oh so much more! Join us and chase away those election day butterflies! Enjoyyyy it!!!!

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Ep. 268 The Beastmasterbator

This week we mostly talked about the 80's movie classic The Beastmaster... The fetishes born from it, the weird black tiger, the super inappropriate family relationships, and oh so much more! Join us for some belly laughs and forget your cares for awhile.

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Ep. 267 Catching Up

Oh, hello! Here's a show for you after our long absence! We caught up on all the doin's in our lives & this godforsaken country. We've missed you! Hope you enjoooy it!

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Ep. 266 Army Navy

When you record two episodes in a row, people end up drinking too much. People like Dan & Mandy. We talked weird news, we talked nonsense. It was fun & I hope you ennnnjoyyyy it!

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Ep. 265 Hummingbirds Like Sweet Things

Things got pretty silly this week, as we came back from our extended absence. New drinks were discovered, Dan offered to show his underpants to the whole damn world, and we learned a lot about hummingbirds. Enjoy!!!!

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Ep. 264 Jesus

Dan was getting contemplative this week, exploring his feelings about church and living the movie Jesus Camp. We also talked envelopes of weed, traffic light poopers, and gigantic rotten scrotums. Enjoyyyyy it!

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