Friday, December 22, 2017

Ep. 224 Cinnamon Pube

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!!! We are bringing you all the nog and cheer you need this week, with a very special edition of everyone's favorite game, Blood or Semen?! We also talked some Christmas crime, poopy pants, and played a drinking game! Love you, hope your holiday is merry & bright!!!!

Saturday, December 16, 2017

Ep. 223 Wieners Are Evergreen

We're sassier than a horse ridden by a failed Senatorial candidate this week, whoo boy! We talked about coked up clowns, Taylor Swift's mercurial new husband, and explored the 70's hobo love jam that is Auntie's Porn. Love you, squinches, bye!

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Ep. 222 Pooper Villain

Guys, there are bad people in this world. People who will poop in your laundry. People who will fight you with a dildo. People who will draw penises in children's cartoons. This episode is about those people. We do hope you will enjoy it. Squinches.

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Ep. 221 Spanksgiving

Did you have a happy Thanksgiving? Or perhaps you had a happy Spanksgiving, you filthy little minx! Deadly marriage-ending farts, forcible hugging, a cringey edition of Mandy's High School Poetry Corner,.and ever so much more await your darling ears this week! We heart you unmercifully! Squinch!!!

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Ep. 220 Trucker Bomb

Yo! Hey! Hi! Hello! This week we talked about trucker pee and poo, but we also got a little real on ya. That's right, we are giving you a scathing condemnation of the criminal justice system and a full explanation of the great "skool go boom boom" scandal of 2017! It's still fun, I promise! Love you, bye! 

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Ep. 219 Mr. Noodle

We crap all over cute kid's shows cause they deserve it, the ways in which church will ruin your understanding of common words, and ever so much more! Thanks for listening, we heart you!!!!!!

Monday, November 6, 2017

Ep. 218 Poot!

We had a very God/religion heavy episode this week, but in a fun, light-hearted way, not a boring church way. We also mixed in some fart jokes and of course introduced you to the abomination that is Trumpy Bear! Love you, bye! 

Monday, October 30, 2017

Ep. 217 Spooooookyyyyyy!!!!

Oooooo, booooooo, scaaaaaryyyyyy!!!!!! Be warned, friends, this show will frighten you to your very core and chill your sweet, loving bones!!!!! Fun serial killers and haunted places and the scariest topics your brain can handle! Oooooo!!!!!! 

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Ep. 216 Harry Hole

This week Dan stomped on Mandy's dreams (no surprises there), The Fattening, how many horny pervs live in your neighborhood, and of course a greased up guy in a thong. And oh so much more! Squinch! Love you, bye!

Thursday, October 12, 2017

Ep. 215 MAGA

We got ever so political this week, like the socialist libtarded snowflakes we are! We also talked about permanent boners, had an impromptu Bible Drill, and gave you the local Color you've been craving from small town Wyoming!

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Ep. 214 Pussy Snorkel

Well, there is such a thing as a pussy snorkel, so life is worth living after all! We also chatted about a leather clad horny lady principal, a man who smashed cop cars with a tractor and drove straight into our hearts, and Dan made with the accents to mock a local dummy. Enjoy friends!!!! Squinch!!!!

Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Ep. 213 Ghayst

What if suppressing your homosexuality created a ghost? It's not beyond the realm of possibility... Heavenly father works in mysterious ways. Also, we talked about a mutilated penis and what it would be like for two guys to share one penis, plus so much more. We love you, thanks for listening!!!!

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Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Ep. 212 King Dong

What was King Kong planning on doing with those women? How sexy can you make a Burger King bathroom? Why are clowns so scary? How deadly is a tampon? These questions and maybe some answers and also we love you thanks for listening!!!! 

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Ep. 211 Flower Phallus

Hi loves! We had some weird computer issues and the music didn't play at the beginning of the show and Dan was all weird about it. But don't worry, we still had fun and there was a lady with a gun in her hoo and all the other stuff you love us for. We laughed and drank Arbor Mist. Love you, bye!!!! 

Thursday, September 7, 2017

Ep. 210 Slowhand

Lots of catch up an chit chat as we come back from our forced hiatus (damn you, "the man"!)... We talked bad hangovers and learned too much about Dan, what your boobs look like when you're weaning a baby, and threw in a sprinkle of evangelical preacher nonsense. Enjoy darlings, we missed you!!!!!

Monday, August 21, 2017

Ep. 209 Werewolfin'

Nazis are bad, folks! Indiana Jones punched them, that's how you know! Not only that, but a newer, worser male contraceptive has been invented, Mandy's High School Poetry Corner can and did get even cringier than usual, and a love punch involves less love than you might think. Join us cause it's fun! Squinches!!!!!

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Ep. 208 Dicksplore

Dan's back and we're up to our usual hijinx! How to make money on a creek toilet business, Usher's not so secret excretions, and the adult eclipse experience you never knew you always needed are just a few of the topics we covered... We also had a super fun surprise you HAVE to hear!!! Love you squinches bye!!!!

Monday, July 24, 2017

Ep. 207 ApocEclipse

Grab your urine jug and join us for a hootenanny of a good time! Mandy's High School Poetry Corner was sufficiently embarrassingly, though I defy you not to get the song stuck in your head. Some good old fashioned conspiracy theories involving the recently departed Chester Bennington, and ever so much more! Love you! Squinch!

Friday, July 21, 2017

Ep. 206 50 Shades of Jesus

Miss us? Oh, you! We missed you, too! Never fear, we haven't forgotten how to give you that depravity you've so desperately been craving! We talked about a fast food hot dog's perilous journey, Judge Bonerkiller's Courtroom, and the intricacies of a Christian Discipline marriage. Enjoy, we love you!!!

Monday, June 12, 2017

Ep. 205 Jong Doe

Dan knows how to spot a Korean, and that isn't racist! Also, women should keep their mouths shut. Also, rave parties. Also, a very fine radio play about Fuckman & Donkey Dick. It's a fun one. Enjoy sweets!!! Squinch!!!

Monday, June 5, 2017

Ep. 204 Bipolar Bear

There sure was a lot of chitting and chatting going on this week! Some of it was about a pooper, some of it was about a poop groper, some of it was about a fateful DC Talk concert, and there was oh so much more! Enjoy friends, with all our love! Squinch!!!!!

Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Ep. 203 Friction Dance

Amy Schumer's brother watches her comedy, but my brother is a butthole! Also, 33 1/3" penises, fugitive open mic-ers, some Conspiracy Time, and oh so much more!!! Love you! Squinch!!!!

Monday, May 22, 2017

Ep. 202 Fat Boyfriend

Oh friends, won't you join us for some fun this week? We chatted about the tears of our youth, a man with secrets (from his grandma), a crazy dead dentist, a super long McDonald's masturbation sesh, and oh so much more! Love ya, enjoy it!!!!!

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Ep. 201 Cloaca Kiss

Get your noodlin' gloves on, friends, and join us for some fun! This week we talked about bird lovemaking, a man's romantic McDonald's tryst, man-eating deers, and oh so much more! It's a fun one! We love you! Muah!!!! 

Thursday, May 11, 2017

Ep. 200 Mistress of the Night w/ Alien Al

200?! Yes, it's true, we have spoken into microphones for you 200 times!!! And in honor of this momentous (?!) occasion, we are giving you the thing you want the most... ALIEN AL!!!!! Yes, he's back, with his tales of the night sky, fond memories (or lack thereof) of his children, & jokes that are too dirty for church. Enjoy this!!! We love you and appreciate you listening to this silliness for the last 5 years. You make our hearts sing!!!!!!

Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Ep. 199 The Genghis Khan Diet

Oh, folks! We have a show for you! We regale you with tales of a man named Dilbert, the misadventures of a woman named Bowditch, and the sex diet of a man named Genghis! We had fun and we hope you do too! Muah! Squinches!!!!!

Monday, April 24, 2017

Ep. 198 Jack Wang: Private Investigator

We chitted and chatted about a great many things this week, some of which were: guys and guns and where they put them in a pinch, drunken canines, morning wood, and oh so much more! Please enjoy this! Please! Love you, squinches!!!

Friday, April 7, 2017

Ep. 197 Dingleberry

It was a bit of a loosey goosey this week as we case off the shackles of our dreary format and just chitted and chatted away! We took a little tippy toe dip into Memory Lake, made fun of people trying to sell used medical toilets on the internet, and got into some major creep territory on Craigslist. Enjoy it, we love you sweetie snoos!!!!!

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Friday, March 24, 2017

Ep. 196 Puking Balls

We had a time this week, oh honey! We chatted and gabbed and gabbed and chatted about any number of things, some of which are: an old lady's ever growing pornography stash, a felonious cleaning lady and her warted son, Mandy's High School Poetry Corner, and so on and so forth! Please to enjoy! We looooove youuuuuu!!!! Squinch!

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Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Ep. 195 Tipsy Teacher

Oh, friends! We had a time this week talking about the untimely death of a guinea pig, a human breast-obsessed raccoon, Iron Fist (ing), ranking serial killers by hotness, and oh so much more! The results may surprise you (mainly because Dan has bad taste in men)! Enjoy, we love youuuu!!!!!

Monday, March 13, 2017

Ep. 194 Cardigan Corpse

Dan's back!!!! Yay? I mean, YAY!!!! We explored the sensitive issue of race, were interrupted by an adorable toddler, discussed the weirdest Weird News story of all time, and of course, met Mr. Toot. Join us, darlings!!!! We love you!!!!!! Squinch!

Saturday, January 28, 2017

Ep. 193 Whale Balls

*Note, Mandy was in charge so there were more technical issues than usual. Sorry, I love you!* Hello beautifuls!!! It's us, your pals, and this week we talked about a septuagenarian rub & tugger, a 300 lb man chasing women around with his pants around his ankles, omnibeings, and oh so much more! Join us on the road of friendship and adventure, won't you? We love you so much!!! Squinches!!!!

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Ep. 192 Pansexual

Hey there, hi there, ho there! We talked about the blood fued brewing between us & the Sklar brothers, the consequences of indiscreet public masturbation, true crime tidbits, & ever so much more! Join us, won't you? We love you forever!!!

Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Ep. 191 Krissy

Oh, hi! We got all caught up from the holidays, declared our fatness, and talked a bunch of true crime on account of true crime tidbits. So fun. Enjoy! Squinches!!!!!