Ep. 29 A New Low

Warning: This episode is not just explicit... It is double explicit... It is explicit in a way that makes Mandy truly uncomfortable. Why? Well, listen and find out, if you dare!!! Coconut testicles, more bad English accents, and butt teeth are just a few of the high-brow topics we discuss. Enjoy? Well, try to anyway!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast29/29firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 28 Hooha Bomb!

It's worth listening to this episode just for the bizarre mouth-related story... It's also worth listening to this episode to find out how many monocles a penis needs and what Dan's new hit single is called. Enjoy this episode. Enjoy it good!!!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast28/28firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 27 The Warmest Mittens

(Warning: Walking Dead spoilers contained in this episode) "My body is a change machine," is just one of the hilarious quotes you'll enjoy if you tune in to this, the 27th episode of The Firnecast.  You will also be enlightened about some very special homemade mittens, the wrong kind of massage, and mullet tops. Also, Alan Rickman joins us for a few minutes. Get on it (listening to this, I mean)!!!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast27/27firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 26 Voter AIDS

Welcome, welcome friends, to an hour of human udders, podcast mating, and timely Krang impressions. We'll also tell you our favorite euphemisms for breasts and the new charity Dan has invented to benefit disillusioned voters. Doesn't that sound fun?

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast26/26firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 25 Stone Lips w/ Special Guest Carman

Mullet mockery, ball cleavage, and chronically misunderstanding irony are just a few of the fascinating subjects covered in this week's episode.  You may even find yourself dancing to the beat of "Oppa Camel Toe!" if you're lucky. Please enjoy responsibly (with your ears)!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast25/25firnecastfinal.mp3