Ep. 273 Nothin' Finer Than A Niner

The good folks from Big Horn County, truckers, and the Playboy himself come under fire in this week's episode. Will all the babies burn in hell? Will the sexy massage therapists of Montana live to tug another day? Tune in and find out! Ennnnjoy it! 

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Ep. 272 Mermaids Have Fish Bottoms

It's February and we're dead inside. We chatted about the worst sorts of people (the ones in the grocery store), a virgin who made a big mistake, the ghost ship of the Platte River, and oh so much more! Enjoy it!!! 

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Ep. 265 Hummingbirds Like Sweet Things

Things got pretty silly this week, as we came back from our extended absence. New drinks were discovered, Dan offered to show his underpants to the whole damn world, and we learned a lot about hummingbirds. Enjoy!!!!

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Ep. 263 Santa & the Jinglemen

So. Mistakes were made, and this pre-Christmas episode was somehow lost in the shuffle. We are going to post it, anyway, but if it seems out of order, that's why. I can only blame Mandy. Speaking of Mandy, here's the description she wrote for this episode:

The nog was not plentiful this week, but the laughs were. We had a bunch of weird Wyoming news, and we kicked off our holiday season with a reading from the Chick tract "Humbug"! Enjoooy it, my jingle friends!

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Ep. 262 Man Nipples

In which Dan is angry with Mandy, shocker. Also some poor toad got pee milked to save his species, a lady from Bar Nunn is terrified of boobies, and oh so much more. Enjoyyyyy it!

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Ep. 240 Quicksand

Nazis are among us, everyone in Wyoming can burn in hell, and children are no longer being taught train safety so they're probably going to get their hands chopped off. It's dark times but we make light of it, my pretties. Enjoy it!!!

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Ep. 202 Fat Boyfriend

Oh friends, won't you join us for some fun this week? We chatted about the tears of our youth, a man with secrets (from his grandma), a crazy dead dentist, a super long McDonald's masturbation sesh, and oh so much more! Love ya, enjoy it!!!!!

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Ep. 201 Cloaca Kiss

Get your noodlin' gloves on, friends, and join us for some fun! This week we talked about bird lovemaking, a man's romantic McDonald's tryst, man-eating deers, and oh so much more! It's a fun one! We love you! Muah!!!! 

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Ep. 195 Tipsy Teacher

Oh, friends! We had a time this week talking about the untimely death of a guinea pig, a human breast-obsessed raccoon, Iron Fist (ing), ranking serial killers by hotness, and oh so much more! The results may surprise you (mainly because Dan has bad taste in men)! Enjoy, we love youuuu!!!!!

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Ep. 172 Sex Demon

The vast Prince conspiracy, the dangers of lady whacking, and making the choice between drinking breast milk or dying are just a few of the scintillating topics we cover this week. We've also included a some content you can normally only get when you listen live!!! Tune in, drop out & for God's sake, Eeeenjoy this!!!!!

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Ep. 124 AKA happy ending :)

Knock knock, you about to get shell shocked in this week's super fun time episode! We explore the seedy underbelly of our fair town's Craigslist M2M ads (Age: 67, Sex: M, Body type: Heavy), Dan gives some incredibly bizarre and, quite frankly, horrible relationship advice, and we try to save the world by euthanizing anyone who has ever slept with Dustin Diamond. Enjooooy!!!!

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Ep. 123 Dannywood

How would you describe lady parts to an alien? We have the answer to this and other questions, such as: Who was a real bitch bag in Ten Sleep High School in 1997? Is it wrong to critique the performances of children in school plays on YouTube? What ever became of beloved Shoshoni cat man L.J. Faith? Listen and enjoy, friends!!!! ♥

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