Friday, December 6, 2019

Ep. 262 Man Nipples

In which Dan is angry with Mandy, shocker. Also some poor toad got pee milked to save his species, a lady from Bar Nunn is terrified of boobies, and oh so much more. Enjoyyyyy it!

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Monday, November 11, 2019

Ep. 261 Cyber Lap Dance

Revelations were made this week... Revelations that were perhaps best left buried in the 90's. The childhood trauma of the Transformers movie was relived, and we did an in-depth analysis of the Ted Cruz sex scandal. Hope you enjoooy it!

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Monday, October 7, 2019

Ep. 260 Moon's Blood

I'm not gonna lie, this is my favorite episode we've done in awhile. We laughed our little guts out talking about a bull semen explosion, Elizabeth Warren's tawdry BDSM love affair, and the things that get a Conservative man hard as diamond. Enjoy it!!!!

Thursday, October 3, 2019

Friday, September 13, 2019

Ep. 258 The Politics One

Oh, hey! We decided just for funsies to talk politics on this week's show. Our friend Mike from Wheelbarrow Full of Dicks joined us. It's basically just Weird News, but instead of some random Floridian it was the President. It was a fun time but a bit of a mess. Enjoy!

Wednesday, August 7, 2019

Ep. 257 Holy Water Cannon

Hi friends! We welcomed a Dutchman into the generous folds of The Firnecast this week- Dan's friend Bas! We chatted about the inexplicable bathroom laughter of an Englishman, the ways in which a fart can betray you, and took a trip through the underbelly of the Worland Upcycle site... Spoiler, there were foot fetishists! Enjoy it!

Tuesday, July 23, 2019

Ep. 256 Dirty Water

We talked about all kinds of things. Butte, Montana was one of them. That place is nuts! I got kinda grumpy with Dan cause I was afraid he was going to ruin the surprise about how crazy it is. But he didn't really, and I ended up seeming like a butthole. The show was fun, you'll like it! Love you, bye.

Friday, June 7, 2019

Ep. 255 Blippi is Sonny Shine!

This week was an in-depth exploration of the dark world of children's entertainment. Blippi is the real life Sonny Shine and Barney is a tantric sex scam artist. Buckle up, this one's a wild ride!!!

Thursday, May 30, 2019

Ep. 254 Pants Alligator

Have you ever had an alligator in your pants? Yes? Then you're probably from Florida! We also talked about priests and their sick fetishes, naked basketball, and ever so much more. Enjoy it!!!!

Saturday, May 25, 2019

Ep. 253 Pod and the Realm-y

We spent a decade of our lives with Game of Thrones, so this week we Mind Topix-ed the hell out of it! We also came up with some spin-offs to help you cope with the loss and 'twas high times in "the realm" of Weird News also, chums! Enjoyeth!!!

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Friday, May 3, 2019

Ep. 252 Return of Mike

Our good friend Mike Moore from the Wheelbarrow Full of Dicks internet radio program is with us again after a long and depressing absence. Are crotch crabs extinct? Why is the word panties so gross? Answer these questions with us and enjoy it!!!

Tuesday, April 30, 2019

Ep. 251 Recipe for Farts

We really did a deep dive into the world of accidental farting in this episode... Important work done here as always. We also talked about the infamous Jim & Tammy Faye Bakker, and the (thankfully) now-defunct Christian theme park they inflicted on this world. Enjoyyyy!!!!

Friday, April 26, 2019

Ep. 250 Skinny Thruster

Hey pals! You'd think we would have done something special for our 250th show, and we did!.. 'nt. But we did have fun! We talked about the Robert Craft hj video, angry noodle eating men, the trouble with escaping the police on a log, and sooo much Things That Warped Us. Enjoy it! Muah!

Sunday, April 14, 2019

Ep. 249 Surprise!

Hey friends! Dan is still gone, but our sweet friend Mike helped us record a show for you. We did a deep dive into Michael Jackson and boy was it creepy. We also went balls deep in Joel Osteen cause he's the worst. Enjoy!

Monday, March 25, 2019

Ep. 248 Chup

This week, we explore a topic so haunting, we may never be the same... The sound is still echoing in our brains... And it will echo in yours, too. In a fun way! We loved this episode, hope you do too! Squinches!!!

Saturday, March 16, 2019

Ep. 247 Mr. Wiggle

A lady ended up with a damn python in her shoe, there's a real guy named Pastor Kumm, and you don't even want to know about the Squirt Bandit... That and so much more on this silly little show we do just for you. Enjoy it!!! Muah.

Tuesday, March 5, 2019

A Tribute to Brody Stevens

In honor of late comedian Brody Stevens, we are reposting episode 37. Brody was gracious enough to be a guest on our show when we were just starting out, and we were really sad to hear of his passing. Brody was an incredible and unique comedic talent and we feel lucky to have had the chance to speak with him. Rest in peace, Brody. Enjoy it!

Ep. 246 Reputable HJ

Oh, folks! We had a rip-roaring show this week. So many hoots, so many hollers. Please join us for toilet snakes, a very revealing Confessions From Stink Town, and a rousing game of Blood or Semen! Enjoy it!

Saturday, January 26, 2019

Ep. 245 Golden Fleece

Hey buddies! This week it's all about the naked Waffle House dancer, Confessions From Stink Town, and another rousing game of Smellebrity Challenge!!! Other stuff, you know how we do. Love you, bye! Squinches!!!

Tuesday, January 8, 2019

Ep. 244 Robot Overlords

Back from the holidays and fatter than ever, we talked resolutions, presents, and some other scintillating stuff... But then things took a turn for the terrifying when we talked ROBOT WAR. Dan cannot be trusted, he's on the side of the robots. Listen and enjoy sweet babies! Squinches!