Tuesday, December 25, 2018

Ep. 243 Jingle Balls 2018

Merry Christmas, ya little stinkies!!!! We talked Christmas movies, exchanged presents, and hilarity ensued! We love you, our precious gifts!!! Hope your holiday is merry & bright!!!

Thursday, December 13, 2018

Ep. 242 The Vapors

A gentle pot-wheeling hippie got his ass handed to him by Johnny Law, we wished the loss of a penis upon all who defile Yellowstone, and we got a pretty wicked case of the vapors talking about old timey medical procedures. We love you, hope you enjoy!!!

Thursday, November 22, 2018

Ep. 241 Boner Massacre

Not to toot our own horns, but toot toot! We had an extra fun time this week finding out how holy water is made and why it's not okay to bathe in it, the limits of judgement free zones, the various ways in which being Evangelical warps a person, and ever so much more. Enjoy sweeties!!!! Muah!!!

Thursday, November 8, 2018

Ep. 240 Quicksand

Nazis are among us, everyone in Wyoming can burn in hell, and children are no longer being taught train safety so they're probably going to get their hands chopped off. It's dark times but we make light of it, my pretties. Enjoy it!!!

Tuesday, October 30, 2018

Ep. 239 Nude Garden

Are you afraid of Ouija boards? Well, you should be! They're haunted! Also, our grandma is going to end up on some kind of a list, and the serial pooper has been apprehended. Or has he?! Join us for a fun show, sweeties!!!

Saturday, October 13, 2018

Ep. 238 Kill Hole

There are a lot of holes in this world. The worst one of all? The Kill Hole. Also this week we talked about some guys who love animals (in the Biblical sense), a baby man who tricked ladies into changing his dipey, and ever so much more. Enjoy it!!!

Monday, October 8, 2018

Ep. 237 Human Quilt

Hey, hey, hey best friends!!! It's a new show for you after a terrible long absence. We talked about the many ways one can accidentally come into possession of narcotics, did a round of "Is This Weird to Cry About?", and lots of other fun stuff. Enjoy, love you, bye!

Friday, August 3, 2018

Ep. 236 Phallometry

This week we found out that a certain segment of the population is sexually attracted to Easter bunnies, Dan is excellent at the game Girl Talk, and that Arizona has a very "interesting" way if dealing with their perverts. Enjoy and squinches!!!

Saturday, July 28, 2018

Ep. 235 Hard Men in a World of Softness

Sometimes when you're pooping, an angel might appear to you. It's true, folks, it has happened! Not only that, but some transient might end up on your patio and leave you a special surprise, the new improved Hulk might make you feel funny things, and a mortgage broker might parade around a park in a top hat and heels. Let's chat about that and so much more, friends!

Monday, July 23, 2018

Ep. 234 President Alcohol

Oh friends, it's good to be back! We talked about the lamest wiener serial killer ever and his awful poetry, imaginary driving dogs, and our Evangelical kid hearts soared because it was TRACT DAY!!! WOOOO!!!!! Give it a listen my little sweeties! Love you bye!

Tuesday, June 26, 2018

Ep. 233 #VanDammeing

Have man butts fallen out of favor, or do Wrangler butts still drive you nuts? Why do ladies put loaded guns in their poots? Which would you prefer out of Louis C.K., blood or semen? We answer these questions and ever so much more for you this week. Love you!!!!

Friday, April 27, 2018

Ep. 232 Mouths Are For Eating

Whelp, Dan is a major butthole (we knew this), and all kinds of gross stuff happened that made poor Mandy want to barf forever and ever. We also talked some GSK/EAR/ONS, there was an unforgivable Cosby impression, and ever so much more. Enjoy it!!!! We love you!!!

Tuesday, April 24, 2018

Ep. 231 Misophonia

An extremely upsetting revelation from Dan this week, a fond farewell to our sweet prince Boob Truck Guy, a run through the Rumor Mill, and ever so much more goofery are in store for you this week. We love you, our precious pumpkin pies, even if it isn't really pumpkin season anymore!

Tuesday, April 10, 2018

Ep. 230 Deer Milk

Naked ATV riding, thousands of dollars worth of deer semen, yet more penises drawn into children's cartoons, and ever so much more is headed your way on this week's show. Love you, squinches, bye!!!

Friday, March 30, 2018

Ep. 229 *cough*

This week, the show was punctuated by the occasional gentle coughing of your dear friend Mandy. I'm sorry folks, if this type of thing bothers you, then here's your trigger warning! We talked about the butcher-serial killer connection, stale Cap'n Crunch, and becoming a nation within a man. Hope you enjoy, sorry for the coughs! 

Friday, February 23, 2018

Ep. 228 Your Dad's Penis

Whelp, Mandy is embroiled in yet another internet controversy, but this time it's really not her fault! Like for real! Not only that, but we talked about a ghostly wedding, Dad penis, and then down some true crime tidbits! Enjoy sweeties, we love you so!

Sunday, February 18, 2018

Ep. 227 Night Secrets

Hey pals, we're back and drinking eggnog that is far past its prime! So far so good, I haven't barfed! We caught up on the accumulated Mind Topix of three weeks, talked about a nude exercising masturbator, and showed that stupid Netflix show Mortified how teenage embarrassment is done! Enjoy? Enjoy! Muah!

Wednesday, January 24, 2018

Ep. 226 Bimbo Baggins

Hi babies! We got political again this week, whoopsies! We updated one of our most loved Weird News stories (The Cat Man of Shoshoni)! We talked about Aziz Ansari, the poor bastard! Other stuff too! Enjoy, love you, bye!

Friday, January 19, 2018

Ep. 225 Boob Truck Guy

Mandy got herself into a bit of hot water this week when she aroused the anger of a local pervert... BOOB TRUCK GUY. We go deep on the scandal that rocked Worland and changed our lives forever. Thanks for listening!