Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Ep. 203 Friction Dance

Amy Schumer's brother watches her comedy, but my brother is a butthole! Also, 33 1/3" penises, fugitive open mic-ers, some Conspiracy Time, and oh so much more!!! Love you! Squinch!!!!

Monday, May 22, 2017

Ep. 202 Fat Boyfriend

Oh friends, won't you join us for some fun this week? We chatted about the tears of our youth, a man with secrets (from his grandma), a crazy dead dentist, a super long McDonald's masturbation sesh, and oh so much more! Love ya, enjoy it!!!!!

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Ep. 201 Cloaca Kiss

Get your noodlin' gloves on, friends, and join us for some fun! This week we talked about bird lovemaking, a man's romantic McDonald's tryst, man-eating deers, and oh so much more! It's a fun one! We love you! Muah!!!! 

Thursday, May 11, 2017

Ep. 200 Mistress of the Night w/ Alien Al

200?! Yes, it's true, we have spoken into microphones for you 200 times!!! And in honor of this momentous (?!) occasion, we are giving you the thing you want the most... ALIEN AL!!!!! Yes, he's back, with his tales of the night sky, fond memories (or lack thereof) of his children, & jokes that are too dirty for church. Enjoy this!!! We love you and appreciate you listening to this silliness for the last 5 years. You make our hearts sing!!!!!!

Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Ep. 199 The Genghis Khan Diet

Oh, folks! We have a show for you! We regale you with tales of a man named Dilbert, the misadventures of a woman named Bowditch, and the sex diet of a man named Genghis! We had fun and we hope you do too! Muah! Squinches!!!!!