Ep. 124 AKA happy ending :)

Knock knock, you about to get shell shocked in this week's super fun time episode! We explore the seedy underbelly of our fair town's Craigslist M2M ads (Age: 67, Sex: M, Body type: Heavy), Dan gives some incredibly bizarre and, quite frankly, horrible relationship advice, and we try to save the world by euthanizing anyone who has ever slept with Dustin Diamond. Enjooooy!!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/9qqoefhogn270ay/124firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 123 Dannywood

How would you describe lady parts to an alien? We have the answer to this and other questions, such as: Who was a real bitch bag in Ten Sleep High School in 1997? Is it wrong to critique the performances of children in school plays on YouTube? What ever became of beloved Shoshoni cat man L.J. Faith? Listen and enjoy, friends!!!! ♥

http://www.mediafire.com/download/1vco1lt0lcii0ul/123firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 122 Mucho Vajina

"You can't eat AIDS," is just one of the amazing nuggets of wisdom we sprinkle onto the yogurt of your beautiful brains this week! We also talked about Santa's personal trainer, The Masturbatory Habits of the Middle Aged Man, and the similarities between lady bits and Robert Duvall's neck. You will enjoy this show if you're that kind of person!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/rxrc34am5ug7euu/122firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 121 David Icke Was Right

Dan is all fired up this week about the Sony hack (timely!), unions (?!), and he also called me a cow (no surprises there). We also talked about so many other things that I can't remember right now, but you are sure to enjoy it! So listen!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/88405c1p4b0cbgc/2PrerecordFirnecast.mp3

Ep. 120 Whoopie Goldberg Farts

Did you know that Dan published a women's quarterly magazine called Penis Pages? Well, he did, and you'll be surprised to find out the celebrity that made his first nude appearance in it! We also discussed Whoopie Goldberg's air biscuits for 20 minutes... Yes, it was 20 minutes. Please to enjoy, we love you!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/lyhk5k8tn1nfu8r/118firnecast.mp3