Ep. 187 Nards

Ready to giggle? Then this is the show for you!!! We dissected a true crime case involving a tuna can and a penis, possibly blasphemed the holy spirit (haha, not really Lord, please let us into heaven), and hot conservative lady meat. Enjoy, we love you!!!!!!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/file/6npp44ubxhs9afx/187firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 186 Ponycycle

*Trigger Warning* If you are triggered by the gentle coughing of a beautiful lady recovering from an illness, this is not the episode for you. Mandy had a slight case of the coughs and it could not have angered Dan more. Aside from that, we chatted about elderly vaginal dryness, hooking for burgers, and virginity pledges. We love you, sorry for the coughs!!! Squinches!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/file/imwl8fx000a7dcg/186firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 185 Parallel Disturbia

Dan is back in town and this podcast is back in your hearts!!! We talked about the usual stuff: old lady dildoos, The Joy of Pooping, easy ways to check if your spouse is cheating (it involves balls), and so very much more. Aren't you glad there's a new show out?! I am, I missed it! Please don't give up on us friends, I know we've been inconsistent lately. Dan's work schedule will even out soon & we'll get back to our regular schedule! Love you! Squinches! Bye!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/file/zgs1blh778c5o2m/185firnecast.mp3

Ep. 184 Tor of Tang

Hello there, it's us, The Firnecast! This week we told the romantic tale of a man, his mountain, his ladies, his horse, and his gasoline. We also discussed Dan's imminent demise due to arm cancer, Mandy's upcoming stand up comedy routine, terrible nasty farts, and so much more! Enjoy this one, folks! We love you to bits n' bits!!!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/5yjbw9y5isxw1jo/184firnecast.mp3

Ep. 183 Gravel Dick

Dan is still on location, but we love you so much we still recorded a show! This week we give you some tips on getting away with public masturbation, rolling around in the grass because you're sad, and we introduced a new segment all about the glorious 90's!!! Please enjoy, we love you!!!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/kfn4nxhxt1mxwde/183firnecast.mp3

Ep. 182 Hairy Nub

There was a guy with a hairy nub, Olympic dreams were shattered by a penis, and some genitals were mule kicked... We talked about so many more things, and we had ourselves a giggle. Please to enjoy, we love you!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/fci4t6hq6mfn6r6/182firnecast.output.mp3

Ep. 181 Rolling Commode

Old men are pretty damn disgusting, we learned this week. We also learned that you can get a helluva bargain on adult diapers on Facebook, the ethics of dating an animal, and the effectiveness of weaponized breast milk! Please join us and please enjoy it!!!!! Muah!!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/97jdjbx3duj7l64/181firnecast.output.mp3