Ep. 184 Tor of Tang

Hello there, it's us, The Firnecast! This week we told the romantic tale of a man, his mountain, his ladies, his horse, and his gasoline. We also discussed Dan's imminent demise due to arm cancer, Mandy's upcoming stand up comedy routine, terrible nasty farts, and so much more! Enjoy this one, folks! We love you to bits n' bits!!!!!

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Ep. 183 Gravel Dick

Dan is still on location, but we love you so much we still recorded a show! This week we give you some tips on getting away with public masturbation, rolling around in the grass because you're sad, and we introduced a new segment all about the glorious 90's!!! Please enjoy, we love you!!!!!

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Ep. 182 Hairy Nub

There was a guy with a hairy nub, Olympic dreams were shattered by a penis, and some genitals were mule kicked... We talked about so many more things, and we had ourselves a giggle. Please to enjoy, we love you!!!

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Ep. 181 Rolling Commode

Old men are pretty damn disgusting, we learned this week. We also learned that you can get a helluva bargain on adult diapers on Facebook, the ethics of dating an animal, and the effectiveness of weaponized breast milk! Please join us and please enjoy it!!!!! Muah!!!!

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Ep. 180 Dickface Johnson

We had a hulluva show this week, folks! And by that I mean we talked about Dan's first whack, Pokemon demons, the craziest Mariachi, Facebook Grandma, and ever so much more! Enjoy it!!!!!! Muah!!!!!

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Ep. 179 Jack Counting

We're back from vacation and it's pretty clear that absence did NOT make Dan's heart grow fonder. We giggled about butts, debated the monetary value of a penis, and, just like every other idiot on the planet, talked about Pokemon Go. Enjoy, please!!!!!!!

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Ep. 178 Fat Pad

Well folks, we solved racism this week. Not only that, but we learned how to make your penis bigger, a surefire way to get banned from the Waffle House, and that there's really only one game created around farts. Enjoy this. Please. <3

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