Thursday, May 28, 2015

Ep. 140 ToiletSnakeApocalypse

In addition to in-depth conversation about the most pressing, urgent danger facing our generation (the scourge of the toilet snake), we also talked about these fine things: the feature film Dumpster Baby, heroic bear punching, and Mandy's High School Poetry Corner. But mostly the snake thing. So join us on the road to great adventure and listen! And enjoy! Muah!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/bwbv9k6v3v6xf1p/140firnecastfinal.mp3

Thursday, May 21, 2015

Ep. 139 Fuzzy Headed Conqueror

Hold on to your chakras and get ready for some stuff this week! That's right, stuff. This stuff: toilet snake apocalypse, in depth coverage of the Game of Thrones controversy, and the similarity between coffee beans and lady parts. You will enjoy this, most likely! Yay!!! ♥

http://www.mediafire.com/download/wh9r1orfyddgw9e/139firnecastfinal.mp3

Thursday, May 7, 2015

Ep. 138 Fundle

Not only are we clearing out the brain lint this week, we're setting that sh*t on FIRE, just like grandpa taught us!!! We answer the following supremely important questions: "who does "it" better, Kurt or Billy?", "what would happen if Mandy went to Burning Man, took peyote, and found out her spirit animal was a hippo?", "what's a twat punch?" Enjoyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!! Hugs! Kisses!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/77tat96384l768d/138firnecastfinal.mp3

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Ep. 137 Sugar Chicken

Snuggle close to your favorite sugar chicken and get ready for a particularly silly show... One of the most embarrassing poems in the history of Mandy's High School Poetry Corner is revealed, a jockey loses his pants, and we find out that there is a bone you just can't adjust yourself. Enjoy it!!!! ♥

http://www.mediafire.com/download/g5chh0y0rc9adb6/137firnecastfinal.mp3

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Ep. 136 Wiggle Wiggle Waggle

The game show everyone (Mandy) loves, Firnecast Filth Feud, is BACK this week and better (worse) than ever! Not only that, but we chat about Jay's elaborate nether grooming habits, a new character called Herpe the Hippo, and we debut a new drop on the soundboard that will blow. your. mind.! Enjoy, you can't help it cause it's fun!!!! Yay!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/no4rqu7wryihyg7/136firnecastfinal.mp3

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Ep. 135 Heritage Valley Beaver Hospital

"I can feel my eggs swelling," is a quote from Dan that you will only fully appreciate if you listen to the show! You can also fully appreciate the dangerous combination of fire ants and nudity, what Madonna's mouth tastes like, and the best damn beaver hospital in the country! Enjoooy, loves!!!! ♥

http://www.mediafire.com/download/jvcuvqpb8q09a6g/135firnecastfinal.mp3

Thursday, April 9, 2015

Ep.134 Ass Butt

We're giving you a golden ticket to fun this week, folks! Oh yes, this ticket entitles you to: the explosive revelation from THE JINX that the media is too scared to talk about, a short musical about the love between a sheepherder and his best gal Lanolin, and the most important invention of our generation, the Barf Barrier! Buy the ticket, take the ride! And eeeenjoy ittttt!!!! ♥

http://www.mediafire.com/download/25gv62s6lxsi6f9/134firnecastfinal.mp3