Ep. 79 The Black Paladin: A Christmas Miracle

How do we say Merry Christmas here at the Firnecast? By defiling all of your beloved Christmas carols, of course! It is our sincere hope that you will never be able to listen to them with pure thoughts again. Not only do we ruin things you hold dear this week, but we also discuss the worst sex bot ever, Dan's new superhero "AIDS Man", and we solve the mystery of who ate the Easter decorations. Happy Christmas everyone, JINGLE BALLS!!!!!!!

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Ep. 78 Firnecast Chat Roulette LIVE

When we do a live show, we really make a mess of it! Will you enjoy that mess? Who the hell knows?! We talked naked men in guitar cases, the perils of snakes in toilets, and we took phone calls with a one minute time limit! We had an absolutely crazy fun time full of egg nog and laughter, I hope you will too!!! Eeeenjoy this!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/ljh4fdaziwuk4ts/78firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 77 Stinker Puss

We're back, baby!!! Oh sure, we're a little rusty, but don't you worry, we hit our stride about five minutes before the show is over. Dan brags a lot, we talk about naked family photos, the mystery of milk stout, and a gentleman by the name of Filipenis. Enjoy this sweet darlings, we missed you!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/4k8fl97e46hjx00/77firnecastfinal.mp3

REDUX Ep. 68 EpicPeenQuest w/ Grant Lahaie

***Hey friends!!! We are re-posting this most excellent episode with a wonderful guest, Grant Lahaie of EpicPodQuest! Due to technical difficulties with our original posting, this never ended up on iTunes. We cannot let that tragedy stand, so here it is, in all its glory!!! Hope you love it (you will)!!!***

We are joined this week by the beautiful and talented Grant Lahaie of EpicPodQuest and Mad Mixology fame! We forced him to create drinks for us, describe his friend's penises, and say many, many things he will later regret. Join us for an EpicPeenQuest full of sticky Skittles, razor blade cock rings, and many other adventures! Peenjoy it!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/pzfcxxuvuafnhfu/68firnecastfinal.mp3

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Ep. 76 Squidward Testicles

We're bringing the thunder this week, folks! Not only that, but we're also bringing you tales of naked poncho wearing ninjas, flesh pockets, and Mandy makes a hilarious kangaroo joke. There's a lot of singing, a lot of cursing, and a whole lot of good times on this week's show. Enjoy it responsibly!!!
P.S. Next week we will be re-posting our show with guest Grant Lahaie because of the technical difficulties that prevented it from being posted when it was originally released. We will also be taking the week of Thanksgiving off, but we will be back with a brand new LIVE episode the 1st week of December! Love you!!! ♥

http://www.mediafire.com/download/bsa7kxx9s89ixad/76firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 75 BUT O|O

This week we find out that if Dan had a better mustache, he would be a straight up villain, there's no such thing as a "suspicion" of indecent exposure, and Mandy's High School Poetry Corner takes a turn for the bizarre. I'm sure your hrt will be brkn if you don't listen to this episode, so do that!!! And please, as always, enjoy it!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/k2mb9dr3o986nmv/75firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 74 Mysterious Loaves

This week is just full of wonder, folks! Between the suspicious bread, Dan's new porn name, and Mandy's poetry writing challenge to Katy Perry, your ears will be awash in glorious laughter. Or at least, that's our hope. We also introduce a new segment we like to call "Conspiracy Time" and scare you to death about FEMA. Enjoy it!!!


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