Ep. 69 Heh, heh, 69

Why do clothes become so confining when you're on drugs? Why would would a man ever give up his custom-made lady part couch? Why does our Gramma have a room full of severed Cabbage Patch doll heads? Find out the answers to these questions, and be disturbed beyond measure on this week's episode of.... THE FIRNECAST!!! Enjoy it!!!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast69/69firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 68 EpicPeenQuest w/Grant Lahaie

We are joined this week by the beautiful and talented Grant Lahaie of EpicPodQuest and Mad Mixology fame! We forced him to create drinks for us, describe his friend's penises, and say many, many things he will later regret. Join us for an EpicPeenQuest full of sticky Skittles, razor blade cock rings, and many other adventures! Peenjoy it!!!

https://archive.org/download/Firnecast68/68firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 67 Sleeping Bag Tits

Even though we're in a post-Paladin slump, we manage to talk about all kinds of icky things, as is our way. This week, it's alien butt stuff, drunken horse riding, vodka soaked corpses, and the difference between bosoms and teats. Please enjoy this, oh please!!!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast67/67firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 66 Black Paladin: The Final Chapter

This week we will be bidding a fond farewell to the story of The Black Paladin, as written by a 6th grade Dan. We'll laugh, we'll cry, but most of all, we'll learn (that the internet is an incredible archive for the things you may be ashamed of later in life). Also, Dan gets a little anti-religious, we find out what transvestite underpants are, and we find out what it's like to be Trent Reznor's lady. Enjoy (please)!!!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast66/66firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 65 RED FRANK AMBUSH!!!

This week we talked about 44 key pianos covered in baby powder, salamander cooking, and ghost busting wieners... And then something happened... Suffice it to say that we were ambushed on our own show... You guys will just have to listen to get the details on the hijinks!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast65/65firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 64 Impromptu Live Show Debacle!

That's right, we decided to randomly do a live show this week! You will be hearing us unedited and uncensored (which is not necessarily a good thing)! We talked about our impending boob grabbing adventures at WickedCon 2014, a gentleman who enjoys a good fork in the ween, and we present you with the latest installment of THE BLACK PALADIN!!! It's fun (ish) & free, so why not, right? P.S. Stay tuned for the Easter egg to find out one of Mandy's worst fears!

http://archive.org/download/Ep.64ImpromptuLiveShowDebacle/64firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 63 Tail Lifter

Well folks, this week we talk about vertical balls, sharks that like to bite butts, and the new name we invented for people that love animals just a little too much! We also get a little ranty on ya, but you like that, don't you? Enjoy it (or try your best anyway)!!!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast63/63firnecastfinal.mp3