Ep. 36 Penkiss

Here we are folks, givin' it to you the way you like! Bible abductions, Skype nudity, and very special visit from our friend Vernal Wankerhymen!!! Also, Dan does a little something we like to call "Charlie Sheen-ing". Get it in (your ears)!!!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast36/36firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 35 Boop!

*** Please forgive us for the audio quality of this week's episode... The FirneCastle was under siege.*** If you can power through a bit of tinniness, you will find comedic gems such as unfurled lady pillows, The Ballad of Creepy Dance Guy, and fights with guys in wheelchairs. You do NOT want to miss this... Or at least, we think you might like it! Please like it! Please!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast35/35firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 34 Roker Bomb

Grab your margarita mix and settle in for an uncharacteristically unstructured episode! We were having so much fun inside Al Roker's pants that we didn't make it to the rest of our segments. Ah well, please enjoy this episode full of cigar eatin', Dave horkin', sweater dingo-in' good times!!!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast34/34podcastfinal.mp3

Ep. 33 Two Finger Howdy

This week's episode is not, I repeat, not for those with heart conditions.  You'll be on the edge of your seat as you hear a harrowing tale of snowmobiles and gastric distress, learn the ol' two finger howdy, and find out what lurks inside the belly of doom. Enjoy responsibly!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast33/33podcastfinal.mp3

Ep. 32 Bodily Gasses

What could be finer than sharing your day with a couple of men in suits discussing bodily emissions? Absolutely nothing, we say! So join us for this, and much, much more. Topics such as nipple sunglasses, Chinga Chavin, and dead cats in boxes will fill your ears with fun!!!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast32/32firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 31 Jingle Balls

In this very special Christmas episode, you'll find us discussing such heart-warming holiday topics as hillbilly porn, wall balls, and Kim Jong 2: The Sequel. Let us in your ears to sing inappropriate Christmas carols, roast some chestnuts, and make some merry!!! It's like egg nog for your soul!!!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast31/31firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 30 Ghost Log

The time has come for us to break the glass on our "emergency episode"! We've been saving this one for a special occasion, and lucky for you, this is it! Our very special guest Joe "Joey Boots" Barbuto is back to tell us about his days as a fedora-wearing ghost hunter.  We also talk about scary sex dolphins, Scientology bunkers, and Japanese boob prejudices. *Note* Some of our squinches and news stories may be a teensy tinsy bit outdated, but you'll enjoy them anyway! Or else!!!

 http://archive.org/download/Firnecast30/firnecastfinal30.mp3