Monday, March 13, 2017

Ep. 194 Cardigan Corpse

Dan's back!!!! Yay? I mean, YAY!!!! We explored the sensitive issue of race, were interrupted by an adorable toddler, discussed the weirdest Weird News story of all time, and of course, met Mr. Toot. Join us, darlings!!!! We love you!!!!!! Squinch!

Saturday, January 28, 2017

Ep. 193 Whale Balls

*Note, Mandy was in charge so there were more technical issues than usual. Sorry, I love you!* Hello beautifuls!!! It's us, your pals, and this week we talked about a septuagenarian rub & tugger, a 300 lb man chasing women around with his pants around his ankles, omnibeings, and oh so much more! Join us on the road of friendship and adventure, won't you? We love you so much!!! Squinches!!!!

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Ep. 192 Pansexual

Hey there, hi there, ho there! We talked about the blood fued brewing between us & the Sklar brothers, the consequences of indiscreet public masturbation, true crime tidbits, & ever so much more! Join us, won't you? We love you forever!!!

Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Ep. 191 Krissy

Oh, hi! We got all caught up from the holidays, declared our fatness, and talked a bunch of true crime on account of true crime tidbits. So fun. Enjoy! Squinches!!!!!

Monday, December 19, 2016

Ep. 190 Saving Jingle Balls

Meeeerrrryyyyy Christmas, ya fucks!!! We ho ho hope you are having the best damn holiday it's possible for your little heart to have!!! Because we adore you, we have done the unspeakable. We have subjected ourselves to Rotten Tomatoes' Worst Movie Ever, the 0% rated Christmas abortion called.... Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas. Yes, we did. Just for you and your precious holiday entertainment. So please, listen to this show so that our sacrifice was not in vain. Happy holidays (oh yes, I went there!)!!! LOVE YOU, BYE!!!!!

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Monday, December 12, 2016

Ep. 189 Pornography Scrapbook

Oh, hey there! Welcome to the show where we talk about losing touch with our youth, Lyle Menendez's bald pate, frogs that look like scrotums, and oh so much more! We love and respect you!!! Muah, kisses, hugs, loves, squinches!!!

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Monday, December 5, 2016

Ep. 188 Poop a Penis

Oh God. Really? We talked about some things... Like toilet snakes (scourge of humanity), perverted landlord love making, the vast web of conspiracy encompassing the globe (#pizzagate) and ever so much more! Join us, won't you? And forgive us for we have sinned. Love you, bye!!! Squinches!