Ep. 146 Treasured Mineral

Oh, it's a doozy this week, guys! A real doozy! We talk about Rue McClanahan-ing, crude instruments, and the Duggar's secret sex code. We also dissolve into laughter at a certain point, but you like it when we do that, don't you? Don't you?!!! Please to enjoy this! Love you!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/3m812ck9o77akp6/146firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 145 Crotch Hopper

Donald Trump 2016, folks! Oh yes, we give you an in-depth discussion of his political prospects, classiness, and penis size this week! Plus, we talk about dead bats, solve the mystery of a missing corpse, and Dan does something so horrifying you'll just have to listen to find out because I can't discuss it. Just ew. Anyway, eeeenjoy this!!!! Muah!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/shrdujt4lu1jxyv/145firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 144 Urinary Meatus

Sex pistols, geriatric pleasure tools, and beach whackers, oh my!!! Not only that, but we have a very special edition of Mandy's High School Poetry Corner that you don't want to miss... It was embarrassing, painful, and perhaps slightly illegal. Eeeenjoy thisssss!!!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/s16j58rd3w7f5ay/144firnecast2final.mp3

Ep. 143 The Wubba

He's back, baby!!!! The "triumphant" return of Dan!!!!!! We got all caught up on the doin's and whatnots of the last two months, talked about old ladies and their carnal pleasures, and generally had a hoot and a holler! Enjoy this!!!!!!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/gofddwozeitqbsb/143firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 004 Dry Hump Jack

This week we are still Dan-less, but it's ok because we have Matt & Joe from The Lotuscast to fill the void! The sound is a little iffy, but bear with us, it's worth it I promise!!! We talked about the epic struggle of man vs. gator, the weird way Joe pleasures himself while driving, and we play everybody's favorite/least favorite game, Blood or Semen?! Enjoy this!!!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/6858qo2s9a9x01x/004BonertimeComplete.mp3

Ep. 003 Lonely Ladies Wine Club Returns!

The Lonely Ladies have returned this week with plenty of sass, wine, and vaginas to spare! Join them as they wildly speculate about celebrity penis size, sour some grapes, and give the best sex advice EVER!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/zxqfn69q050w4um/Lonely_Ladies_1001.mp3

Ep. 002 FirneHeads

Look out world, it's the bold return of everybody's favorite dead podcast, The Squarehead Kids!!! Deck, Jay, Little Ricky, and of course, me, trying to control the chaos. It was fun, you should listen!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/8oco6e5mhm1se8g/FirneHeads.mp3