Friday, March 21, 2014

Ep. 89 Slim Pickens Goes to Vegas

Vegas, baby!!! Oh yeah, we just can't keep our traps shut about our big adventure to Sin Town! What made Dan cry, what made Mandy cry, and what does it feel like to have the fingers of the world pointed directly at your crotch?! Listen and find out!!! Also, we're visited by a ghostly presence while we record, we talk about Mandy's issues recognizing faces, and Dan floats a theory about that Malaysian plane. Eeeenjoy it!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/dq62uba94pjr6na/89firnecastfinal.mp3

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Ep. 88 Unedited Pre-Vegas Hot Mess

We were too busy getting ready to go to Las Vegas for WickedCon to edit this podcast... Or remember what we talked about. Or write a proper description. Enjoy it, please!!!
 

Thursday, February 27, 2014

Ep. 87 Whack Tattlin'

I will be describing this week's episode with a series of quotes: “I haven’t shown my belly in public since before I had children.”, “There’s no greater threat to the young Mormon man than his own hand.”,“I don’t wanna go to hell, but I also don’t want my Grandma to know I was whacking it last night.” All these gems and more, enjoy it!!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/7x0i69vp2w20ags/87firnecastfinal.mp3

Friday, February 21, 2014

Ep. 86 Turgid Manhood

Sexy Julia Child stopped by this week and taught us things... Mysterious things... We also talked about being Fabio's Eskimo brother, Dan's not so secret boner for Jenny Jones, and how unfair it is that boys only have one part to cover up when they're naked. Enjoy this nonsense!!! We love you!!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/eb4i0oq0persoe9/86firnecastfinal.mp3

Friday, February 14, 2014

Ep. 85 Dick Tater

Hello, lovers!!! Welcome into our twisted little brains! This week we will subject you to these glorious topics: sex casserole, glistening hams, the undulating hips of a fake woman on the internet, and we issue an apology to the fake boob community. Oh yeah, there's more... So... Enjoy it!!!!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/g8wqrhla8ig4nd6/85firnecastfinal.mp3

Saturday, February 8, 2014

Ep. 84 Stripper Nipple

We sail gracefully off the rails this week with the following delightful topics: the varying degrees of naked, ginger tits, Wyoming missed connections, gym boners, and much, much more! Enjoy it!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/6za3ya46wa77a3p/84firnecastfinal.mp3

P.S. Apologies for the sound errors, starting at around the 36:00 mark. They couldn't be fixed. :(

Saturday, February 1, 2014

Ep. 83 Road House Fart Opera

This week, the Firnecast was LIVE as part of the partnership between Radio FUBAR and Wicked Radio Network. Mandy LOSES HER MIND over a fartingly hilarious weird news story. Then, she loses it again over the sheer majesty of the 80's action masterpiece, Road House! Listen to all this and more, and make sure to join us every Monday at 8:30 MST on radiofubar.com, immediately following Wheelbarrow Full of Dicks!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/46qowuam026u4ye/83firnecastfinal.mp3