Ep. 61 Unicornholing w/ Pat O'Brien

It's that time of year again, NOWOODSTOCK PREVIEW with the ever charming Pat O'Brien!!! Not only do we talk about the magic of our local music festival in great and loving detail, but we talk about Jumpin' Death Darkhorse and his evil ways, unicorn-holing, and we plan Dan's funeral. We had more fun than is legal in 48 states, so get this in your ears IMMEDIATELY!!! ♥

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast61/61firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 60 Drinky Poo

Jesus Camp is a place where children are being raised as veal for extremely large evangelists and bats are beaten to death with Bibles for making the mistake of flying in the building during church service. Not only do we tell you about our alarming experiences there, but we also talk about the time Dan was assaulted by Donald Duck, the Black Paula Deen Paradox, and boogers (unfortunately). Enjoy it!!!

 

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast60/60firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 59 Death on a Truck Door

Did you know that Walmart is the closest thing we have to a kink club in Wyoming? Do you know where freshly squozen tequilla comes from? Did you know that Dan once drank hydraulic fluid? If you did know these things, then you amaze me in every way. If you didn't, then join us this week for a time of learning, and hopefully a little fun too! We love you and want your ears to love us back! Squinch!!!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast59/59firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 58 Jumpin' Death Darkhorse

There's more than "meats" the eye to this week's episode, that's for sure! We're talking about an amazing piece of our family history, nipple belts, and wieners... Always wieners. We'll also update you on one of our favorite "Ladies of Weird News," and Mandy's "character" Melinda may stop by for a visit. "Perhaps" I'll use more quotation marks  in this description as well! You will enjoy this, if you let yourself!!! P.S. Stick around for this week's Easter egg & find out what The Riddler Laugh really is!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast58/58firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 57 Wooden Pussy w/ Nayt Jones

This week we will figure out Pinocchio's sexual problems, find out how many holes Swiss women really have, and Mandy will prove once and for all that she can kick really high. Our guest Nayt Jones of EpicPodQuest also gives us the go ahead to mess with Texas and puts up with our bullshit! It's fun, so listen to it!!!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast57/57firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 56 The Firnecast Diet

This week we float the theory that Ted Nugent's ponytail is hiding something sinister. We also reveal Dan's porn star name, talk about our beloved Doug Stanhope, and shamelessly mock a very nice deceased man with an unfortunate name. You don't want to miss this (unless you hate laughter)!!!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast56/56firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 55 Tittoo w/ Sarah Frary

It's an episode full of whiskey induced rambling with our wonderful, special, amazing guest tattoo artist Sarah Frary!!! Mandy will give you excellent advice about using the toilet, Dan will give you flirting lessons, and Sarah will mix philosophical life lessons with hilarity for the best damn mind cocktail you've ever had! Stick around til the end to hear your big chance at a free tattoo of epic proportions!!! You can't not enjoy this. Unless you're against fun. So enjoy it!!!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast55/55firnecastfinal.mp3