Thursday, April 18, 2013

Ep. 47Judge Dan's B.J. Court

We know you listen to our podcast because of the in-depth and thoughtful discussions of topics that matter. We are proud to say that this week is no exception. Anal cleavage, blood-soaked hymns, and the many uses of tooksbury mustard are just a few of the subjects we turn our insight upon. You'll learn AND laugh, friends. Get it IN (your ears)!!!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast47/47firnecastfinal.mp3

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Ep. 46 Accidental Racist and Hiding Your Pope Boner

We are ranting it up for you this week with such topics as naked baby eating, how easy it is to hide boners in a Pope outfit, the fact that Dan is a horrible sinner that says horrible sin-y things, and why you don't ever EVER f*ck with Alien Al. Eeeeenjoy this thing we call The Firnecast!!!

***!!!***WALKING DEAD FINALE SPOILER FROM 10:05-10:07 LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK***!!!***

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast46/46firnecastfinal.mp3

Thursday, April 4, 2013

Ep. 45 Gayliens w/ guest Alien Al Firnekas

Alien Al has returned to the show and he's rapping about Hennessy, blunts, and lawn mowing (a combination that only he could pull off)! We also try to get him a'cussin and find out if God has hooks for hands. This is a double-barrelled jumping jiminetty of an episode, just you listen!!!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast45/45firnecastfinal.mp3

Monday, April 1, 2013

Firnecast Update

Hi everyone! Thank you all so much for the kindness and support you've shown us. We can't express how much it means to us. Please listen to this episode for information regarding the future of our show.

http://archive.org/download/FirnecastUpdate/FirnecastUpdate.mp3

Friday, March 22, 2013

Ep. 44 With New Firnecast Member MIKE MOORE from WHEELBARROW FULL OF DICKS

Oh get ready!!! You get ready, people! We have a shocking announcement, plus all kinds of fun topics! What topics, you say? The necessity of balls, execution diapers, and pooping. Lots and lots of pooping. You will love this AMAZING GIANT SIZED episode!!! Or else.

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast44/44firnecastfinal.mp3

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Ep. 43 Dvagina Unchained

This week we'll have you asking yourself the important questions in life. Questions like: What's it like to punch a Frenchman? Can your genitals be trusted? Are American accents sexy? Why does Dan behave so inappropriately at the urinal? Yes, we'll make you think, but we also hope you have a little fun along the way.

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast43/43firnecast2final.mp3

Friday, March 8, 2013

Ep. 42 The Molestation Bus w/ Special Guest Frank Branches

A normal sized episode just can't contain the still-beating heard of Wicked Radio Network, Frank Branches.  We had too much wind breaking, Pabst Blue Ribbon can throwing, trucker flashing, and ankle penis-ing for just one hour.  You'll thank us later. Or maybe you won't, but we won't care. We had fun & you will too!!! Or else.

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast42/42firnecastfinal.mp3