THROWBACK Ep. 58 Jumpin' Death Darkhorse

If you're a new listener, then you better hold onto your butt. Because in this throwback episode you are going to be introduced to a man with the power to rip it right off your body without even blinking his big brown eyes... That's right, it's the debut of one Jumpin' Death Darkhorse, the baddest man in town... Which town? ANY TOWN. Enjoy! 

There's more than "meats" the eye to this week's episode, that's for sure! We're talking about an amazing piece of our family history, nipple belts, and wieners... Always wieners. We'll also update you on one of our favorite "Ladies of Weird News," and Mandy's "character" Melinda may stop by for a visit. "Perhaps" I'll use more quotation marks  in this description as well! You will enjoy this, if you let yourself!!! P.S. Stick around for this week's Easter egg & find out what The Riddler Laugh really is!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast58/58firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 117 The Dinklage Scale

This week we are uncut and unedited for your pleasure! We got a little political, but we also asked some pretty important philosophical questions... Does Beyonce have a penis? How many years does it take to earn a degree in Cigarette Stocking Technology? Is there a real game called Fluffy Bunny or did Mandy just make it up? We'll give you the answers and perhaps get you to ask a few questions yourself, such as "Why? Just why?" if you'll only listen to this here episode! ♥

http://www.mediafire.com/download/tptav5wneq6y3ob/117firnecastfinal.mp3

REDUX Ep. 45 Gayliens w/ Special Guest Alien Al

Dan's off gallivanting around doing God knows what this week, so we don't have a new show. Buuuuut, we do have a very special long-lost episode for you, to remind you of the good times we shared. It's Alien Al!!! Most of you are already familiar with this crazy character, and those of you that aren't are in for a real treat! Be prepared for laughter (his rapping) and tears (his scary stories about his UFO encounters) in this oldie but goodie!

Alien Al has returned to the show and he's rapping about Hennessy, blunts, and lawn mowing (a combination that only he could pull off)! We also try to get him a'cussin and find out if God has hooks for hands. This is a double-barrelled jumping jiminetty of an episode, just you listen!!!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast45/45firnecastfinal.mp3