Ep. 87 Whack Tattlin'

I will be describing this week's episode with a series of quotes: “I haven’t shown my belly in public since before I had children.”, “There’s no greater threat to the young Mormon man than his own hand.”,“I don’t wanna go to hell, but I also don’t want my Grandma to know I was whacking it last night.” All these gems and more, enjoy it!!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/7x0i69vp2w20ags/87firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 86 Turgid Manhood

Sexy Julia Child stopped by this week and taught us things... Mysterious things... We also talked about being Fabio's Eskimo brother, Dan's not so secret boner for Jenny Jones, and how unfair it is that boys only have one part to cover up when they're naked. Enjoy this nonsense!!! We love you!!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/eb4i0oq0persoe9/86firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 85 Dick Tater

Hello, lovers!!! Welcome into our twisted little brains! This week we will subject you to these glorious topics: sex casserole, glistening hams, the undulating hips of a fake woman on the internet, and we issue an apology to the fake boob community. Oh yeah, there's more... So... Enjoy it!!!!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/g8wqrhla8ig4nd6/85firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 84 Stripper Nipple

We sail gracefully off the rails this week with the following delightful topics: the varying degrees of naked, ginger tits, Wyoming missed connections, gym boners, and much, much more! Enjoy it!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/6za3ya46wa77a3p/84firnecastfinal.mp3

P.S. Apologies for the sound errors, starting at around the 36:00 mark. They couldn't be fixed. :(

Ep. 83 Road House Fart Opera

This week, the Firnecast was LIVE as part of the partnership between Radio FUBAR and Wicked Radio Network. Mandy LOSES HER MIND over a fartingly hilarious weird news story. Then, she loses it again over the sheer majesty of the 80's action masterpiece, Road House! Listen to all this and more, and make sure to join us every Monday at 8:30 MST on radiofubar.com, immediately following Wheelbarrow Full of Dicks!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/46qowuam026u4ye/83firnecastfinal.mp3