Ep. 69 Heh, heh, 69

Why do clothes become so confining when you're on drugs? Why would would a man ever give up his custom-made lady part couch? Why does our Gramma have a room full of severed Cabbage Patch doll heads? Find out the answers to these questions, and be disturbed beyond measure on this week's episode of.... THE FIRNECAST!!! Enjoy it!!!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast69/69firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 68 EpicPeenQuest w/Grant Lahaie

We are joined this week by the beautiful and talented Grant Lahaie of EpicPodQuest and Mad Mixology fame! We forced him to create drinks for us, describe his friend's penises, and say many, many things he will later regret. Join us for an EpicPeenQuest full of sticky Skittles, razor blade cock rings, and many other adventures! Peenjoy it!!!

https://archive.org/download/Firnecast68/68firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 67 Sleeping Bag Tits

Even though we're in a post-Paladin slump, we manage to talk about all kinds of icky things, as is our way. This week, it's alien butt stuff, drunken horse riding, vodka soaked corpses, and the difference between bosoms and teats. Please enjoy this, oh please!!!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast67/67firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 66 Black Paladin: The Final Chapter

This week we will be bidding a fond farewell to the story of The Black Paladin, as written by a 6th grade Dan. We'll laugh, we'll cry, but most of all, we'll learn (that the internet is an incredible archive for the things you may be ashamed of later in life). Also, Dan gets a little anti-religious, we find out what transvestite underpants are, and we find out what it's like to be Trent Reznor's lady. Enjoy (please)!!!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast66/66firnecastfinal.mp3