Ep. 53 Derp.

Let's cut the small talk, shall we? You don't need it, I don't need to think of what to type. So this week, I'm giving you a series of key words and/or phrases to describe the show. Here they are: Elmer Fudd's child with fetal alcohol syndrome, invisible nudity, pooty poo, honor splattering, log pornography. That's all you  need to know. ENJOY!!!

ALSO, Mandy nearly mislabels this as Episode 54, when we ALL KNOW it is Episode 53, right? THANKS FOR FIXING THAT AT THE LAST SECOND, DAN!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast53/53firnecastfinal2.mp3

Ep. 52 The Bovine Stare

This week Mandy is FURIOUS!!! Why? I'm not telling you, you'll have to listen for yourself. We also discuss Dan's lucky charm (you don't wanna know), the power of the bovine stare, deadly serious fan fiction, and Mandy is right TWICE, that's right TWICE!!! You can't miss hearing the glory that is... THE FIRNECAST!!!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast52/52firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 51 Soiled Dumpster Mattress w/ Todd Misomelius

We're talking balls, dump rasslin', super fat pot heads being rolled at metal concerts, one-sided suicide pacts, and much, much, MUCH more!!! We also give you such gems of advice as: "never lead with the penis" and quotes like "you dehumanized me." Fun times, fun rhymes, and fun... Slimes? I don't know, just listen!!!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast51/51firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 50 LIVE SHOW EXTRAVAGANZA!!!

This week we celebrated our 50th episode/one year pod-iversary by having a one time only LIVE SHOW EXTRAVAGANZA!!! We have a disorganized, crazy, super fun time partying it up and interviewing a very, VERY special surprise guest. Plus, we play a shortened version of the Century Game the classy way, with champagne!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast50/50firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 49 Tummy Time w/ Jim Chadman

This is the kind of episode that would make our guest, "Jackoff" Jim Chadman from Not Safe for Watercoolers, roll over on his stomach. Why would he do such a thing? Well, you just listen & find out! Also, we talk about a man's penis-t, Kelly Kapowski-ski-ski motherf*cker, and Dan sings something that will most likely haunt him forever. Get it in (unless it's just too big) your ears!!!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast49/49firnecastfinal.mp3