Ep. 16 Vagina Dentata

On this week's episode we talk ankles, improv, and giant trucker butts.  We will forever ruin a beautiful song for you, stand up for women's topless rights, and interview famed grumpy traveler Kyle Weaver for another addition of "Places to Avoid." We'll make you giggle if you let us, so do that!!!

http://archive.org/download/TheFirnecastEpisode16/16firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 15 Monkey Ballin'

"It's always genitals." -Dan Firnekas (also, we do some judging, learn about 'looners, and name Mandy's microphone after a royal body part) You will LOVE this maybe!!! http://archive.org/download/Firnecast15/15firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 14 Boners, Beavers, and Randy Travis

Please allow your humble podcast hosts to take you on an audio journey through an Olympic rower's pants, surviving a rabid beaver attack, and what comes next when Randy Travis gets naked... We'll also tell you when it's appropriate to whip out your boobs and issue some kill on sight orders. You're welcome!

http://archive.org/download/Episode14_964/14firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 13 Nowoodstock Preview!!! w/ Pat O'Brien

That's right friends, it is Nowoodstock time in our fair land!!!!!! We're giving you a preview of our amazing local music festival with its co-creator, Pat O'Brien... We talk a little music, a little (okay, a lot) penis-shaped animals, and a little lengthy uncomfortable hugging... Oh don't worry, we also talk about kicking old ladies in the face and stopping traffic with sex dolls!!! Get it in your ears!!!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast13/13firnecastfinal.mp3 

Dark and Hard w/ guest Sarah Frary

Ready to get a little wild and crazy this week??? I knew you were... Hang on tight for a wet and wild audio adventure with tattoo artist/artist/reluctant ghost expert Sarah Frary!!! Old man penis tattoos, the joys of larping, local porn freaks, and maybe even a little bit of pickle knowledge will be dropped inside your brain this week. LOVE IT!!! Or don't, but please pretend you do.

http://archive.org/download/Episode12_37/12firnecastfinal.mp3