Ep. 7 Cool Lessons & Jazz Hands

What's the wrong kind of loophole? What are internal jazz hands? What does it sound like when Mandy gets slapped in the face? Why would I need to know Matt Lauer's cup size? These are the questions you'll be asking yourself if you don't tune in to this week's episode of The Firnecast... So do that!!!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast07/7firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 6 Aliens w/ Allen pt. 2, with special guest The Viking Helmet

Look out, world, it's Aliens w/ Allen part 2!!! Dry out your pants and get ready to wet them again as you listen to true tales of UFO encounters straight from the Wyoming plains!!! Also, we address the controversy surrounding the Firnecast 40, Dad wears a Viking helmet, we talk about the innocent Chinese and their buried s-e-x toys, and ever so much more. Join us on this audio adventure, won't you?

http://archive.org/download/Episode06_317/6firnecast.mp3

Ep. 5 Dirty Birds and Squinches w/ Jessica Tharp

Dirty birds, pengwenises, and a whole lotta squinching are coming your way on this week's Firnecast!  Plus, "helpful" hints on how to start a race war with mermaids, win friends with dimes, and Doomsday prepping with Jessica Tharp. You might not regret listening to this!!!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast05/5firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 4 Devil Stove vs. Jesus Mold

An epic battle of good vs. evil, Devil stove vs. Jesus Mold... Who will win?  Find out in this episode of The Firnecast!  Old man duck butts, sibling violence, Mandy's stand up comedy debut, and the announcement of an amazing contest, plus other stuff... Like the ever-nearing End Days caused by Zombie Apocalypse. Enjoy!

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast04/4firnecastfinal.mp3

Ep. 3 Wiggle Stick Reunion w/ Jamy Cabre

Depraved birds, Zombie Apocalypse, dumb peanut-eaters, and the long-awaited reunion of "famed" Ten Sleep band Wiggle Stick (including a humiliating rendition of their "hit" song Friday Night), this is an hour of your life you'll never get back! But you won't mind much. Our guest this week is belly-dancing nurse extraordinaire Jamy Cabre.

http://archive.org/download/Firnecast03/3firnecastfinal.mp3